FORUM CRASH: What the hell is a master list? Gimme back my meaningless numbers!

We're recovering from a recent server crash. The backup is from 2008, so most people will need their stats updating.

Two easy steps is all it takes to be waving your floppy, smegma-ridden genitalia in everybody's face again!

1) Find one of your most recent posts on Google by searching for

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site:epforums.org

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followed by your username, then filter the results to within the past month.

2) Post in this thread with a link to the cached page and I'll adjust your post count/join date/points accordingly. Rep too, though I guess there's no way to actually prove what we had. Honour system? :wacko:

IT'S SO SIMPLE, EVEN CHEEZY COULD DO IT. MAYBE.

BUT MY ACCOUNT IS MISSIIIING!
Calm down, take a deep breath, register a new account and follow the instructions above. Your friendly neighbourhood Englishman will take care of everything. Why? Because he loves you that much. Yes, you.

MY ACCOUNT IS TIED TO A HOTMAIL ADDRESS I HAVEN'T USED SINCE 1997 AND I CAN'T RECOVER THE PASSWORDDD!
Register a new account, follow the instructions above and PM me with an up to date e-mail address so I can get your old account up and running again.

IMPORTANT
When registering a new account, do not use a Yahoo e-mail address. Ignoring this advice will cause the universe to implode. Or result in you not getting a confirmation e-mail. Something like that.

Lima!

What do I get? :wacko:

Why, you win a fabulous cruise to that exact location! Then you get to have tea with Paddington Bear! :wacko: BET NONE OF YOU SAW THAT ONE COMING.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.co...&ct=clnk&gl=uk

Please fix my meaningless stats!

All done. :)

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Originally Posted by Cosmic

All done. :)

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My e-penis lives on.
Thank you very much. :)

Um I don't understand this but pwease fix everything :3

16,620 posts, and 65,115 rep.

For the rep, googling for "site:epforums.org "post your rep #2" page 46" (change the page accordingly, of course) will yield the info people seek.

Fixed.

Fuck, I actually forgot about one thing, though it's not e-penis related. Can I have my user title changed to "Retro!", like it was before the rollback? Pretty please? :wacko:

Edit: Thanks!

link

Post: 11,301
Rep: ???

I have no idea, there. I had literally just posted in the rep thread again, but I always cut off the actual number of points. :shrug: If there is a way to figure out what the lowest possible rep count I can have for the description " ... has a sexy bottie" then just adjust me to that. Otherwise, don't even worry about it.

Your post count is back to normal, but we've ended up with the old rep descriptions and I can't remember what the threshold was for that one. :( If anyone can remember I'll fix it.

Why did I read that and imagining your sexy, British voice?

I'll never know why, but I'm quite aware it sounds delicious. :drool:

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Originally Posted by Gare

Fuck, I actually forgot about one thing, though it's not e-penis related. Can I have my user title changed to "Retro!", like it was before the rollback? Pretty please? :wacko:

Edit: Thanks!

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This, but just "Retro".

Thanks for both, btw. :x

Access title changed. :)

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Originally Posted by Fer!

Why did I read that and imagining your sexy, British voice?

I'll never know why, but I'm quite aware it sounds delicious. :drool:

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You'd be surprised how often I've been told that over the past few months. :wacko: