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he, she, it, is as cool as a brazillian monkey that is wearing a dead zebra's tail around its neck while juggling ice cubes and sitting next to a warm fireplace in an igloo made from cornetto...

Tanks for the link, interesting, been a while since I came back so gonna take a bit to get up to date on what's been happening round here. Cyberxion was MIA the last time I was online, that's how...

Hmm interesting I tried downloading a Duke Nukem Zero Hour rom from ep and got the same virus message, some trojan followed along for the ride and the rom was deleted- I believe something is amiss or...

Yep sloooooooooooooooooow and lotsa timeouts over here but then again I do have dial up :(

Yeah heard about google, it is supposed to search intelligently or something but I will reserve judgement...

My name is Apple beard:
you are a pirate who doesn't shave and has an insane love for the taste of apples thus you often have pieces of apple stuck in your beard which you pick out and eat every...

because god has a personal vendetta against you.

Does dog poo taste nice?

I agree with sprung...nice

and gfx "violence will be the answer to everything this year" hmm, you should get some stickers printed up and sell em, a beutiful message for the new year. :)

I'd...

Being the generous guy I am I give everyone I meet dirty looks for christmas :)

Don't like the x mas as I find buying products from stores, giving them to someone and then returning them because...

Hmm one of the most gut cutting endings was an oldie Amiga platform game called "Flood" after countless hours of playing and dogding and jumping and shooting and dying and frustrating(?) I finally...

Because they are all EVIL and Western countries are pure and GOOD, what don't you watch CNN or somethun?

hah a two in one answer and question both together WHOOO HOOO!.....?

Hmm tough question this.

I think if you could find a mod or regular member interested enough maybe you could have an interactive q and a. If you could find someone with a decent personality to...

^ yes everything you say must have a meaning, otherwise it means nothing which would be useless or something because it would not mean much you get my point don't you that rambling is bad and stuff...

I wanna be the ultima secret weapon thingy that is a secret and is really tuff to beat and I wanna be the main character and I wanna be the second to last boss that you fight just before you fight...

reading the odyssey, after watching countless remakes of odysseus' journeys on the tube I decided to read the original.
Not that great in terms of prose but it is interesting in terms of how...

blow it up with a nuke so no one can resettle the area for while maybe then they will realise that land is just dirt not holy.

I am not king of the world and still have not found a way to release my latent abilities in the "force"...bummer.

specs of ya computer would help, as in a lot of cases hardware being old or generally ornary can be to blame, also what zelda game is it?

Story- attack of the flying toe machines- all the big toes of people who drink coffee at Starbucks detatch themselves from the coffee drinker's feet because of the nanaomachines in all the the half...

Disgaea on ps2, still can't stop smiling when I think about it- funniest game evar- maybe.

fun fun fun :D

Hi Ziefried you big sexy German swordsman you. Um who are you again? ;)

I would watch television as there is just so much fantasticly brilliant content on tv that I believe it would be the most worthwhile use of my last seven days.

because YOU ARE INSANE and insane people have....oh I already said that right?

why does Gospel write the best posts ever? (mk 2.0)

because YOU ARE INSANE and insane people have insane, unrealistic ideas of themselves and the world around them.
what would you wish for if you had 3 wishes?

yeah but the space the nothing is infinite, that makes no sense, how can something even nothingness go on into infinity?

Gospel
look at me! look at me!

Gospel
jisshead

Gospel
mouth farter ad infinitum