Ok, I'm willing to host up to TWO sites with these insane offers:

300megs of space
Unlimited Bandwidth
PHP, Perl, & CGI support
MySQL Databases upon request
1 FTP Account
URL Is: trogdor20x36.kicks-ass.org/WhateverYouWantHere
Non-Legal files allowed (just gotta put up my old non-liable Disclaimer b4 ur site)
Server is up 99% of the time (whenever my computer is one.. and its always on.

Upgrades available upon request.

==EDIT==
Also, I'll help with installation of forums,etc. It'll be much easier if I set it up, and a lot faster.