What's YOUR battle cry?

[Nima D'Graven]

I found this site that does battle cries n stuff..

http://bdmonkeys.net/%7Echaz/battle.php

So what's your battle cry?

I got:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the mountains! It is NimaGraven, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! No flesh shall be spared!!!"


Not the funniest one I ever got.. One time I got something like I'm going to kill you.. then make toast .

[Zorlon]

Skulking on the wasteland, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Zorlon! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

or my propper name

Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Paul, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!"

[Nima D'Graven]

I got this one when I used my KOTOR registration name.. I actually found this from a KOTOR forum now that i think on it :

Rampaging along the icy wasteland, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Nima Onasi! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to torment you into the danger zone, then make toast!!!"

[Solitude]

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is George Bush The Incorrigible, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!!"

[Nima D'Graven]

Heheh. I never thought of other people's names..

I got this:

Prowling along the tarmac, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Bill Gates! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you're bright blue, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

And:

Who is that, striding out of the terrain! It is Tony Blair, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!!"

[Nitramuse]

Beware of taco's....

Who is that, running on the terrain! It is Nitramuse, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He howls mightily:

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"

[Harmony]

Hmm...

Stalking across the plains, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Elin! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to **** you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

Sprinting along the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Edwin Jamieson! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to punch you harder than God thought possible, and throw you out the airplane door!"

[Howie]

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[Megalith]

Hehe..

Prowling over the hotel lobby, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Nightingale! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"

[J]

As Galcian

Running amidst the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Galcian! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you into a fine spicy powder!!!"

and with my name...

As Julio:

Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the freeway! It is Julio, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"

[screwed]

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hahah... out of the mountainS!!

[Koichi]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the icy wasteland! It is Megami, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you faster than the speed of sound, and dip you in uranium!"

[Clive]

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[Nima D'Graven]

Skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sarah Kelly! And she gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to **** you with such wanton cruelty, you will see ultraviolet!"

or just my first name:

Zang! Who is that, running amidst the desert! It is Sarah, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy with reckless abandon!!!"

[Zuljin]

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