Countries that kick-ass.

[Soeru]

Spain owns... obviously. The climate is nice and constant all-year-round(about 70 F warm most of the time). Not a great place to start a new life though. There aren't many job oppertunities nor any great provisions for a post-carreer life. Pretty much why I just moved to the US to study my career. The government is pretty much fucking up the country bit by bit too, a shame they got elected(cuz of the 11-M bombings). Viva Espa;a... damn, I no longer have the N with the swiggly thingy on top on my keyboard.
US is a great place too, people always whine and jack their shit at the gov't, but living in the US is quite awesome.

[Schutzstaffel]

Originally posted by Enter the Ghost
So?
I say that Germany is the greatest. It's where my ancestors are from, and I love the castles and everything. One day, I'm going to travel down the Rhine River and visit all the castles I can.

I am going with you!

[Toto]

Who's going to Germnay on a school trip this September?
I am.
Who's going to buy a stolen Stazi Prison hat from a dodgy guy at The Wall?
I am.
Who 0wnz?
I do.

[brit]

No, Toto. No you don't. I own and I'm going to single handedly steal that black market apparel from you! I want to go to Germany just to drive around. I want to go to Japan just to get laid... Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

[Hangman]

I've been Germany, and it was quite nice. But I'm English, so I'm genetically programmed to hate them

[crusher]

Why go to Germany when you can visit Sweden!

Sweden > Germany

[Toto]

When Swedish becomes less of a rip off of German, then I'll take heed of your advice.

[Ziegfried]

Toto, your family will pay.

[crusher]

I just don't understand what you are talking about...

[Toto]

Ich = Ik
THERE IS A SIMILARITY!!!!!11111111
Habe = Har
SIMILARITY!!!!11111111
Ein = En
SIMILARITY!!!!!!!1111111

Therefore, Germany = Sweden^3
QED.

[Ziegfried]

..."Ik"? Wtf?

[crusher]

What the heck is 'Ik'? Skinner, do you know?

OMFG!!!!!!!111 Have = Habe!!!1111 Ich = I :O!!!1111111

[Slim]

I agree heavily with Crusher and Skinner. Sweden owns all other countries. And Australia fucking sucks, it's just a shittier version of the US, with much fewer people. Kangaroos suck, Pavlova sucks, Steve Irwin sucks, I hate this country with a fiery, fiery passion.

Go Sweden!...

[Toto]

Well, this is as good a reason as any why Germany wins.

[crusher]

...Bwned? Is that german?