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    Default Countries that kick-ass.

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    1. You can't choose your own country
    2. Give us a reason for your choice plz.


    My picks,

    Canada- who doens't like it? They have the three H's (Hunting, Hockey, and Honey's). Canada never really bothered anyone (another country that is).

    Japan- If it wasn't for them, modern gaming wouldn't be possible. Give it up for rising sun people!

    Australia and new Zeland- they keep to themselves. Something some countries ( not naming anyone) need to do.
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    I like Japan. Games are cool and all around japanese anything is good.

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    Japan fucking sucks.

    Stop watching anime, you fat nerds.

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    Australlia, because it's just so bad ass.
    Japan, because of videogames.

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    India, because gandhi is my idol.
    Japan, because well there entire culture kicks ass

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    Ethiopia is by far the best country ever.

    They can do things most americans cannot. DIET.
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    Hungary
    Started WW1 and Hitler was born there


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    Originally posted by Ruby Eilon
    Australlia, because it's just so bad ass.
    yeah we are
    id pickhm afghanistan cos they can walk down the street wit AK's

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    Hungary
    Hitler was born there
    AUSTRIA!

    anyways..
    England- crumpets and tea. Sexy english men with their sexy english accents.
    Scotland- has raging drunks.. and sheep.

    Also, japan sucks.




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    werent austria and hungary the same country though ? hitler was born before WW1 and the franz ferdinand incident.


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    France. Loses every war, yet refuses to get wiped off the face of the planet. And Luxembourg, for having a name larger than the country if written in anything greater than a 6 point font.

    Just joking, I like most countries, but I don't really plan to do any traveling. America is great for me, but if I were to go to other countries (because I think they kick ass), I'd probably go to Germany and Japan.
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    I guess I could say Canada. Where else would you go to dodge the draft? j/k

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    Us Canadian's are quite kick ass.

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    Dodge the draft eh , if stephen harper the progressive conservative bastard gets in , then canada's joining the iraq oil war, and almost every aspect of canada will be replicated to that of the united states. Canada aint all that great, paul martin the prime minister (liberal) that replaced chretien stole over 6 billion dollars in tax money.


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    Originally posted by Agent Smith
    France. Loses every war, yet refuses to get wiped off the face of the planet. And Luxembourg, for having a name larger than the country if written in anything greater than a 6 point font.

    Just joking, I like most countries, but I don't really plan to do any traveling. America is great for me, but if I were to go to other countries (because I think they kick ass), I'd probably go to Germany and Japan.
    Forgetting that Napoleon raped Europe for a period of some years...and began to rape the rest of the world.
    China is awesome, cause it has a mad big population and awesome movies. Russia, because it's big and cold (coldness 0wnz).

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    China is not awesome.

    They have a 30 year plan to attack the US.

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    Originally posted by nek_
    Ethiopia is by far the best country ever.

    They can do things most americans cannot. DIET.
    Well, I have to give you that one. Seriously theres no way to dodge that excluding killing you.


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    India, because gandhi is my idol.
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    Hitler was born in the land of austria, but at the time, Austria and Hungary were under the rule of a Dual Monarchy. The smae guy ran both countries, even though they had a border between them. When WWI ended, so did the Monarchy and both countries were placed under new goverment.

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    Originally posted by Gospel
    China is not awesome.

    They have a 30 year plan to attack the US.
    This comment makes me laugh because it is stupid.

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    Stupid. Or True?
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    Originally posted by nek_
    Stupid. Or True?

    Both?

    Seriously, it would be stupid for china to attack the us because the second one side begins to lose ground, the same side will fire it's nuclear arsenal, then the the other will fire, then the'll fire at each others allies, and then THEY will send nuc's up.

    It's True, because for the past 55 years china would like nothing more than to see the US burned down. The Chinese people themsleves don't really care, it's the goverment that see's us as A-holes.
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    The only reason China is allowing capitalist practices in it's communist country is so it can funnel the money into its military.

    Haven't you noticed that China has been getting techy?

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    Sweden kicks the most ass.

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    Japan, girls/games what more could u want?


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    Fiji, lazy days in paradise.

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    Japan - The tecnology the girls the manga the anime! But I guess its also horribly overcrowded, has a funny smell and costs tons to live there.

    So probably america because its generally cheaper and you get better service. (in comparison with the UK, hehe I like your steriotypes, SS)

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    Originally posted by Skinner8
    Sweden kicks the most ass.
    I second that.

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    Wonderful. But that map sucks. They didn't point out my location. Suckers.

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    Scandinavia rocks. Especially Norway.

    Denmark sucks though

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    Italy...got to love the food.

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    Sweden - Since Opeth came from there
    Japan - Anime galore and video games
    China (Hong Kong) - sorta like Japan for buying Anime stuff
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    Canada, cos it looks nice and I like to pretend everyone there are like the Canadians in South Park.

    Australia also kicks a fair amount of arse cos it looks like a damn sexy place to live from what I've seen from Ton and also give praise to New Zeland for giving us Braindead/Dead Alive and the awesomeness that is Back of the Y.
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    Japan - anime, manga, movies, cute girls, nice cars, etc.


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    England, by far, and Japan would suck IMO, dodgy language, smelly food, crowded country. The culture's kinda cool, and the technology, but it'd be a lame place to live.

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    Originally posted by Gospel
    China is not awesome.

    They have a 30 year plan to attack the US.
    So?
    I say that Germany is the greatest. It's where my ancestors are from, and I love the castles and everything. One day, I'm going to travel down the Rhine River and visit all the castles I can.

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    So?

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    If china is so great why do there children make our shoes?

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    Ireland green and pristine, not over populated, and is quite peacefull, as long as you dont live on the border of Northern Ireland...

    Or

    Columbia ...

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    Originally posted by Gospel
    So?
    I'm failing to see the point of that post...

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    Originally posted by Enter the Ghost
    I'm failing to see the point of that post...
    Your not the only one...

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