Britain beware: The Chavs are about!

[Gospel]

Victoly indeed.

<here's an idea! fuck me in the ass!/>

[Schutzstaffel]

Victoly indeed.

I see what you did there.

[Norgus]

I find the site pretty damn funny, but I fucking hate chavs. Every last one of them could die and I would laugh. Oh and hope I don't get any of the blood on or near me. They probably all have aids anyway.

Yeah, Ive linked this on irc before I think.

[Ziegfried]

Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap. == me.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY == some (English) guy.
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO. == Georgyw5k.

U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: HU IS DAT OVA PEEP
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Hello.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: HU R U
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO.: Someone who obviously has the ability to type.
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Quite.
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Type properly, that is.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: YH BUT A NME WUD B NICE
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO.: A Vowel would be even better.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: wot
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO.: A vowel.
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO.: you know, AEIOU?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: yh but i dnt get it
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Damn.
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Something wrong with your keyboard, son?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: nope
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: but i aint gettin ya
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: sayin dat i did drop it da ova day
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: HELLO
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Hello.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: what is your name
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: please say that in japanese, we do not speak english well.
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: Nan-Sai Desu ka?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: ok
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: あなたの名前はである何
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: wot dos LMAO mean
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: HELLOOOOOO
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: excuse me would it be possible for you to tell me the meaning of LMAO?
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Yes, yes it would.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Well then what does it mean?
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: "Laughing My Ass Off".
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Tell me, how old are you?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Thank you kind Sir i am 13 years old how old are you would you please answer me that?
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: I'm 16..
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Could i please ask you why you speak so poshly and why you are making me participate in this act of proper English
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: An act of proper English?
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: That's not proper English, that's overdone English.
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Faked, if you will.
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: I speak like this because it is, quite simply, how I speak.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Yes proper English this is how i participate in the art of speaking all the time
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: You must get picked on a lot.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: No i don't get pulled out from the croud of youths due to the fact that i never normally make oral noises like this
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Haha, you're funny.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Thank you my middle name is funny well technically speaking my middle name given due to me at my baptism which was watched over in the eyes of God was James
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: I meant that as an insult, not a compliment.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Well i don't think any time this side of the new millenium you are going to participate in any act of physical violence against me
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: To be sure, but that doesn't stop you from being severely mentally retarded, now does it?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: No it doesn't now where do you reside may i ask
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Sweden.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: No please would it be possibe for you to tell me the real answer
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Hmm, what do you mean to imply by that?
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: He's implying that you are lying as to your wherabouts.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: I mean to imply that you lied yes what Luke said
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: And why is that?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Because how do u no Luke if u reside in Sweeden
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: oh my good gosh i mean you
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Ever heard of the internet?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: Yes i have but i still don't think you live there
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: And how come you speak very good english when in Sweeden they probably speak sweedenish or something like that
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Well, living in one country doesn't stop you from learning the language of another country, the same way it doesn't make you learn the language of your own.... Apparently.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: fuck dat i iz gonna speak lk a propa rock ard gangsta now u get me
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: A gangsta, hmm...? You're from England, I take it?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: yh
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: I see.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: wot bout it
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: I hadn't realised that culture had gotten much of a breakthrough over there.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: wot u mean dere aint no gangstas
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: I'm just watching and laughing at your stupidity.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: fine i get my d12 crew dwn here n kik both ur asses in hospital
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: dats wot 1 of dem will do da ova 11 will b sittin dwn drinkin tea
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: Oh, and who are your "D12" Crew?
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: 7foot tall black gangstas hu bin in n outta jail mre tmes dan u can count
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Haha.
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: Well, sirs, I'm afraid I'm about to go have some dinner.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: not havin ur ass kickd aint gonna b funni m8 it jst gonna hrt
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO: Will you be in #emuparadise afterwards?
Today is going to be my last day online for about a week. Osnap.: You, gangster person. I'm going to block you in a matter of seconds, because you've outlived your hilarity. You're truly among the most pathetic sights I have seen and probably will see during my life, and no doubt will your life be sub-sub-par in any and and all respects.
Luke / Midi Patch Version > LMAO.: indeed.
U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY: yes yes indeed

Love me.

[Norgus]

What complete hilarity.

[Nima D'Graven]

Oh.. The shame.

[Zorlon]

LMAO @ U LAUF CUZ IM DIFFRNT I LAUF CUZ UR ALL DA SME HEHEHEHE BIG UP KELLY

deffo a Chaver.

A classic moment if I ever did see one, thanks for sharing that Ziegfried, I needed a good reason to ROFLMAO

[Nima D'Graven]

A classic moment if I ever did see one, thanks for sharing that Ziegfried, I needed a good reason to ROFLMAO

Not quite as classic as the TacoKlen jumbo hot dog sausage moment.

Sorry. That was just too much class , especially since your webcam was on and you nearly fell off the bed in laughter when I pasted the convo to you.

[Zorlon]

He he

*Blushes*

[Ziegfried]

I want to be Zorlon/Treguard's bestest etharweb budy too.

[Nima D'Graven]

OMG!!!!!111111 PERHAPS IF YOU SPELT IT PROPERLY MATE.

*Acts like a chav*

[Gospel]

I wish I had an intarweb butt buddy.

<GAY SEXL ALL NIGHT/>

[Nima D'Graven]

I wish I had an intarweb butt buddy.

<GAY SEXL ALL NIGHT/>

mmm butts.