favorite quotes

[mastercheif400]

what is your favorite quote can be by anyone at anytime

[Josh]

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." (Gonna be my senior quote)

[Megalith]

Anything said by Immanuel Kant or Sigmund Freud.

[P. Wolvesbane]

"Opinions are like butts, everyone has one and they all think theirs doesn't stink" Lunar 2: Eternal Blue, said by random village lady.

[Xena]

"Dont let Marie in, she's the only one who doesnt know i'm a big fat lazy arse" ~ ~ Jim Royale
From The Royale family.

[Sniperman]

"The first rule of fighting: You always attack! The best defense is to have your opponent bleeding on the ground." - Colby Calistinsson from The Renshai Trilogy

[samarjit]

DO OR DIE
by mahatma ghandi

[AKUMA™]

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin til you do suck seed" - Curly, The Three Stooges.

[Xena]

"Why does Dorothy prefer Jamie over me?" ~ Gary
"Dont worry mate, perhaps hes just better with his knob." ~ Tony
Gary and Tony from Men Behaving Badly

[Lag]

'You can try once. You can try twice. But if you never masturbate between some bushes in the forest while looking at nude pictures of Ted Danson and glueing your friend's severed penis onto your forehead, you will never win that little candy. Now go.' Me, talking in front of the class at skool.

[Xena]

" I aint goin' on no plane" ~ MR.T

The A-Team

[djnickname]

'' Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb. ''

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'' It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time. ''

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Pulp Fiction quotes :

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

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Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

Pulp fiction is owning this tread now.

[Skinner8]

"To rid ourselves of our shadows - who we are - we must step into either total light or total darkness" - Jeremy Preston Johnson.

[P. Wolvesbane]

"The always assume will make an ass of of u and me" unknown

[Paladin_Hammer]

Just read the two at the bottom of my signature.