Goddamnit. I hate FedEx. I STILL haven't gotten my laptop. Called them Friday and they told me that they'd put a trace on the package (lie #1). Called them again Saturday and they told me that it'd be delivered on Monday (lie #2). Called them today and it turns out that no trace was put on the package on Friday and that the package would not arrive today after all. So there was a trace put on it today (or so they say).
Fuck FedEx.