What makes a person attractive to you?

[Elmdor]

Although I've found having some attractive ladies as platonic friends gives you the advantage of a wing-woman, which is a power not to be underestimated.

That works for you?

My wingwomen always either fuck up purposely, saying they got jealous even though they don't like-like me (really, what the hell?) or say something along the lines of "HI! WANNA FUCK WITH THAT GUY?".

I need to get smarter friends.

[Corey]

Often, if you're aiming high.

Also they can talk you up, do the introduction work for you, etc, women trust other women more than they trust men.

Indeed they do.

[Ktiger41]

My English teacher talks about how he made he wife get interested in him by talking about chess, yes that is true!

I hope this example helps you in your life quest for finding your life partner.

Where do you live? Sounds like my Calculus teacher when I was in High School a few years ago. Except his wife was mail order as well.

[youthquake]

i basically have three areas in which i use for criteria in a girl. they are all important, and they quickly eliminate contenders.

1) tall. i'm talking like 5'11-6'1.
2) skinny. no athletic bodied girls for me, thanks.
3) has to tease back. i like to joke around with girls, so they should counter-attack.

[Jase]

-Smells.
-If he/she likes country music.

1) I can totaly see you sniffing someones ass.
2) Gonna linch me a *****. [/crash]

What do i look for? *shrug* im REALLY picky.

First thing i notice is her smile, gotta have a killer smile, body dont gotta be the bomb (Like ass and titties) gotta sort thing for legs thou, chick in Mini skirts ARE the bomb, Kristyn used to wear them ALL the time THAT was the shit.
I like chicks into fashion, both Ree and Sarah are doin courses on fashion design.
Chicks that let me treat them like a queen, like Kristyn used to hate it and love it at the same time.

I was talking to this chick (Who asked me to take her out, but i said no cos she was fat) and she was like "What do you look for in a girl?" and i was like "Kind of hard to explain, my girls gotta have a spark, something that makes her different from every other girl"
Like Ree, has the BOMB body and shes cheeky as fuck, i dont know which turns me on more, the fact shes cheeky or her body.

I know my turn off:
Ugg boots.
Thongs with jeans.
Dumb bitches.
Chicks to chicken shit to talk to me. <<--REALLY pisses me off.
Trashy girls. IE: Gets REALLY fucking drunk.

Ps: DCK shouldnt be allowed to post in here, god knows the chicks his picked up aint attractive

[Jetsetlemming]

....So you're desperate then?

Wouldn't that make ME the persuer? I'm just scatterbrained and socially awkward and disinterested in sex. However, I'm smashingly good looking with a devilish sense of humor and have a flexible tongue. :heyhey:

[Ktiger41]

disinterested in sex. However, I'm smashingly good looking with a devilish sense of humor and have a flexible tongue. :heyhey:

dude that is like so hypocritcal. you don't want it but then you post your sex ad.

[Jetsetlemming]

Way to miss a punchline.

[pirates dc]

the old pirates"boobs"


The new pirates"the smile"

[Elmdor]

the old pirates"boobs"


The new pirates"the smile"

Those are some cool nicknames. How did you get people to call you "The Boobs", anyway?

[pirates dc]

I stalk the streets at night and cut off unsuspecting female senior citizens saggy boobs and use them and duffle bags..........

[Ton]

Jack the boober

[Borman]

Any chick willing to stay up and play CoD2 all night is A-Okay with me, and that happens to be 2 this semester.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Where do you live? Sounds like my Calculus teacher when I was in High School a few years ago. Except his wife was mail order as well.

Somewhere in Ireland.

[The Joker]

What's better than 1 rose on a Piano?

Tulips on an organ.