Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
John Kerry sucks. He didn't even win one of those purple hearts. (He self-inflicted the wound). So says the Swift-Boat Veterans who served with him.

Penis? Small? Mine? YES!

BUSH NEVER SUPRESED THE DAMN VOTE. Most of those who tried to vote but were turned away were either refugees, felons, or unregistered voters.
I see you like caps. Keep this observation of mine in mind while reading my reply, it will make me look less like you (i.e., an idiot who thinks that the best way to make political arguments is with typographical errors in the glory of caps) and more like, well, me (totally awesome and willing to take the piss).

You, sir, are a moron. I am going to reply to you both here and via private message, because apparently you need the words driven into your head multiple times before they make any sort of impact. You see a couple of key words in a sentence, and make a reply. You don't actually refer to what I mention, you just see the selective words and decide "HA! BILL AND RUSH TOLD ME HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS LIBERAL SCUM!"

Anyway.

Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
John Kerry sucks. He didn't even win one of those purple hearts. (He self-inflicted the wound).
KERRY DIDN'T GO TO VIETNAM! KERRY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIRE A GUN! KERRY DIDN'T HAVE A GUN! KERRY SHOT HIMSELF TO GET OUT OF VIETNAM! KERRY DIDN'T FIRE A SHOT IN VIETNAM! KERRY WENT AWOL! KERRY KILLED EVERY MAN IN HIS UNIT AND STOLE THEIR HEARTS, DIPPING THEM INTO PURPLE PAINT AND PRESERVATIVES, PINNED THEM TO HIS CHEST WITH A NEEDLE, AND THEN WENT TO AN ORGY IN CAMBODIA WITH HANOI JANE!

The preceding are all claims I've heard by fucktards such as yourself. Check out Bush's service during the time if you want. Or Cheney's. Both very, very courageous and manly.

http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/

Hint: CLICK THE LINK YOU MAROON.

Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
So says the Swift-Boat Veterans who served with him.
"Only one member of SBV actually served with John Kerry on Kerry's boat and that is Steve Gardner.

However, neither he NOR any other member of the so-called "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" (SBV) served with John Kerry during the incidents that led to KERRY'S PURPLE HEARTS, BRONZE STAR AND SILVER STAR!

The remaining members either never served in Vietnam when Kerry was there (a notable example is their key spokesman and Nixon-patsy John O'Neill) or served in other boats or other positions that would provide them little or no first hand knowledge about Kerry's service. Of those who actually served under/with Kerry in his boat, 11 out of 12 fully support Kerry!

ADDENDUM: According to Naval records Kerry served "TWO tours of duty in Vietnam. He was on active duty for three years and 10 months (NOT "4 months") and was honorably discharged.""

http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/
http://swiftvets.eriposte.com/

Hint: CLICK THE LINK YOU MAROON.

Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer
BUSH NEVER SUPRESED THE DAMN VOTE. Most of those who tried to vote but were turned away were either refugees, felons, or unregistered voters.


Well, he isn't the one handing out the flyers I have linked to above, no. But they've been traced to the GOP, as have most of the (currently 77, updated far too frequently) tricks listed here:

http://vote2004.eriposte.com/
http://vote2004.eriposte.com/
http://vote2004.eriposte.com/
http://vote2004.eriposte.com/
http://vote2004.eriposte.com/

Hint: CLICK THE LINK YOU MAROON.

Here's a small sampler of the goings on. Click the link. Maroon. It's worth it. Read it. Multiple times, for the big words (and, the, for) to sink in.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/10/31/192155/73

AND IF YOU REALLY WANT SOME MAD-KEEN SERIOUS SOCIO-POLITICAL DISCOURSE GOING ON, I HAVE A VIDEO OF A VERY GRUMPY BUSH GIVING WHAT HE CALLS THE "ONE-FINGERED VICTORY SALUTE," FOLLOWED BY GIGGLING. 1.1MB. GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT (IT SHALL ALWAYS BE HOT).

http://static.vidvote.com/movies/bushuncensored.mov

Also, for those who feel the need to point this out to me, maroon is a colour. I know. Really.

And onto leatherman.

Quote Originally Posted by leatherman
Like i think that seniors should be able to go to Canada to get the drugs they need, but Kerry says that seniors should go to Canada to get their drugs. Difference between me and him is that i don't complain about outsourcing and he does. What sense does it make for someone to complain about outsourcing jobs and then encourage people to go elsewhere to get what they need?
There shouldn't be the need for seniors to have to travel to Canada in order to get the treatment they need. I thought all that privatisation of health services fixed that stuff up real good for the US? Sarcasm, you know to expect it from me.

As for outsourcing, you seem to have made a connection based on nothing in particular. I'm going to make a rare move - refer to Maddox as superior to me. He's made the definitive case for why outsourcing is Hitler's Uncle. The thing is, he's never talked about outsourcing. The following is about them thar immigrants stealing our jobses!

http://www.maddox.xmission.com/hatem...?p=1#CLUETRAIN

Immigrants being paid lower than minimum wage is the reason why they get hired so often by big corporations. Outsourcing is the technological equivalent of this. The reason outsourcing is, um, bad, is because companies know that it is cheaper to hire workers in countries outside of the US (India, for instance), therefore increasing profit margins and decreasing employment in the US. American workers can't compete with that because they can't be paid lower than minimum wage (one of the reasons why your "I don't know anyone on minimum wage" speech is irrelevant, I'll get to the other in a sec). Outsourcing is fucking middle management US up in the same way that underpaying immigrants fucks up the working class US, and you don't know it because you can't see it. And to you, that's evidence enough that nothing's wrong?

Quote Originally Posted by leatherman
If Kerry wins he WILL raise your taxes. And why wouldn't he?
Not my taxes. Not yours either, unless you're making $300,000 a year or something. And why shouldn't he? Bush has put the country into a trillion dollar deficit, how else do you suggest Kerry bail out Bush's sorry mess? Raffles? A cake stall, perhaps? You know what I'm going to say here. Tax those who are so incredibly rich that they spend their money on vests made from real gorilla chests. Those damnable Hollywood liberal elite, for instance, or those horrible trial lawyers. Don't you want to monetarily smite them?

Quote Originally Posted by leatherman
Also i don't know a single adult who doesn't have some sort of health coverage.
Privileged white upbringing, by any chance?

Meh.