I was bored so I decided to make this =P
I'l start:
In Soviet Russia...
...The fool pities Mr.T
...Message post you!
...Game play you!
...Facebook hack you!
...Bug crush you!
...Bomb detonate you!
...Emo makes fun of you!
...Waves surf you!
...Law break you!
...Animals hunt you!
...Waldo finds you!
...Pokemon choose you!
...n00bs pwn you!
...Chuck Norris still kicks your @$$
...Matrix is freed from you!
...The future goes back to you!
...Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write you!