View Poll Results: Why are they so rank?

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Thread: Salt and Vinegar Crisps

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    How so? Lineker has a sponsorship deal with crisps. He's a sportsman. (of the 80s and 90s)

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    But he's repetitive and out of date, much like the crisps he is sponsored by.

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    True. They should make chocolate crisps. They'd be sure to take off.

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    But that would be another cheap attempt to spruce up their range of below-par potato products. Everyone adds chocolate when they have no more ideas. Like the people who make chocolate spread. Who the fuck wants a chocolate and cheese sandwhich anyway?

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    5 year olds who have had their taste buds singed by their parents using them as ashtrays.

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    I knew a kid who was born without tastebuds. Either that or he couldn't smell. Or both. I can't remember, he moved to Australia 3 years ago and I haven't seen him since. Anyway, the moral of this story is that salt & vinegar crisps taste like arse.

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    Yep. A bit like anything with vinegar as an ingredient, in fact.

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    Except for fish and chips. Unless it ends up on the fish, in which case it has disastrous and foul-tasting consequences. Anyway, I'm off for now.
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    It's rank on fish and chips too. It's rank on everything. It's rank in anything. The stuff is called acetic acid, but they change the name just to make unsuspecting people think it's not rank.

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    i think they taste bad b/c the vinegar.

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    I think they taste bad because thy are crap crisps. I used to like s&v but I now don't I guess.

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    hell yes, its all about the pringles. us americans have a brand called 'lays' i shit you not. my preferred potatoe-wafer snack is a family sized bag of Lays original chips. potato, salt, and thats it. if i wanted something that tasted like barbeque, id go outside & grill. i mean, wtf? if i wanted to eat something that tasted like something else, id eat whatever it was that i wanted. like rattlesnake. its like chicken, only greasier. so i just eat chicken.
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    DIE! S&V is the best. Hell vinegar alone is great. I'd drink it with a cup if I didn't think it'd be fatal... I had a friend who'd break into a sweat whenever he ate S&V, it was quite funny

    Oh yeah, and Pringles suck Thier S&V is the weakest shit I've ever had. It should have kick, or it isn't even worth eating
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    Salt and vinegar crips do indeed suck, but I can name an even worse flavour : Walkers Cheesy Popcorn !
    I hope someone got buggered and then fired for this atrocity. It was released maybe 4-5 years ago I think, and didn't stay on the market long.
    What possesed them to make something like this? It was 'cheese' on popcorn, and salty as fuck. They were foul, and I only knew of one person who could actually stand to eat them. Heh, and Gary Lineker (the cunt!) had to eat some of them on an advert he did.

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    We get S&V chips so powerful, you only have to touch one with your fingers to be knocked un-concious. I hate S&V chips, they are shit. I wish they were never made...

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