Countries that kick-ass.

[Pienne]

Originally posted by Slim
I agree heavily with Crusher and Skinner. Sweden owns all other countries. And Australia fucking sucks, it's just a shittier version of the US, with much fewer people. Kangaroos suck, Pavlova sucks, Steve Irwin sucks, I hate this country with a fiery, fiery passion.

Go Sweden!...

I would like to know why that is. All those things were sterotypical, quite offensive and also, proved that all you know about Australia is the stereotypical way of it. In my city there are no kangaroos, wallabies... etc but most importantly, there is no Steve Irwin. I don't see how we are a copy of the US, they're very, very different from us. Could you please give us all an honest and proper opinion about why you hate our country with a fiery passion?

[Cosmic]

Just to clear it up for anybody who doesn't know, Slim is Australian. I'd like to think he's entitled to say whatever he wants about his own country.

[Slim]

Indeed, I've lived here all my life and I hate it here. And we are Americanised as hell, atleast when it comes to consumerism. What's good about here? All the desert? By the way, kangaroos are half the reason lots of people want to come here, I was explaining that they suck. They don't box or carry you in their pouch, they just shit everywhere. Anyway, you're still in my good books Wildchild, as you seem to be a Muse fan...

[Pienne]

Ah. Where in Australia are you from? Melbourne isn't too much like America... But they have alot of their crap here, such as their awful childrens shows with the canned laughter... *shudders*
I think Australia wouldn't have enough shops and such without other chains buying into here, but i'll be damned before this becomes a clone of America. Then again, i'm not too fond of the Greek Australians that i know, they're totally full of it, and apparently most of them are.


*Changes favourite country to Portugal* Nandos all the way. S2

[Jase]

Australia owns just live out in the country

[Pienne]

Uhhh, sorry to break it to you, but living in the country would be kinda, well, bad. But if you really want to, you should know whether you can manage without electricity or plumbing. ^.^ Most of the people are along the coastlines such as Melbourne, Queensland, Sydney, Darwin and Perth.

[polobunny]

There's only 1 coutry i really hate, US. Other contries are fine. I like Spain and Germany, Sweden's not bad. I'd like to do snowboard in Sweden. Spain music rocks. Germany music also rocks. And Oktober Fest or whatever should I write it rocks. I don't drink beer usually, but beer in Germany rocks. Everything rocks in those coutries.

Most americans are big, fat, ugly or skinny like a cat. 1 or the other. Japan also rock. Videogames, cars, anime, cheap labour, (huh!). Asian ladies aren't bad too. Asia is cool, their fierce fighters. They don't use atomic bombs. they prolly still use kitana's and bo. Maybe some shurikens too. No one ever saw a cool american ninja, their always dumb and could die often, but their saved be their stupidity.

I think my favorite country is Japan then. But their too much pollution. I'm asthmatic. I would choke there. Russia is cooler then. I like cold, remembers me of Canada. Cold is way better than hot. You can drink pepsi without putting any ice cubes in it. But Russia is too cold, and I don't want to go and pee out in the cold, because my bladder would explode. So i don't like Russia that much. The African continent is full of diseases, but I like Egypt. But it's too hot do drink pepsi, so I don't like Egypt. I don't like UK or Australia because of their strong accent.

I guess i should go and live in Sweden, Germany of Spain, I can't figure out wich one is cooler. :\
Since I can't vote for my coutry, I'll vote for these three.

[Jase]

i dont mean livin out wit the dirt farmers i mean just out side of melbourne bout an hour and a half away

[Pienne]

Yeah, now THAT would kick total ass. Melbourne is a great place, but the border is where it's at, my area is pretty good, except my old school stares at me.... Yes, school, i'm talking about you.

[Vivi]

China is awsome cause dragons

[Foxhound]

Originally posted by polobunny
There's only 1 coutry i really hate, US. Other contries are fine. I like Spain and Germany, Sweden's not bad. I'd like to do snowboard in Sweden. Spain music rocks. Germany music also rocks. And Oktober Fest or whatever should I write it rocks. I don't drink beer usually, but beer in Germany rocks. Everything rocks in those coutries.

Most americans are big, fat, ugly or skinny like a cat. 1 or the other. Japan also rock. Videogames, cars, anime, cheap labour, (huh!). Asian ladies aren't bad too. Asia is cool, their fierce fighters. They don't use atomic bombs. they prolly still use kitana's and bo. Maybe some shurikens too. No one ever saw a cool american ninja, their always dumb and could die often, but their saved be their stupidity.

I think my favorite country is Japan then. But their too much pollution. I'm asthmatic. I would choke there. Russia is cooler then. I like cold, remembers me of Canada. Cold is way better than hot. You can drink pepsi without putting any ice cubes in it. But Russia is too cold, and I don't want to go and pee out in the cold, because my bladder would explode. So i don't like Russia that much. The African continent is full of diseases, but I like Egypt. But it's too hot do drink pepsi, so I don't like Egypt. I don't like UK or Australia because of their strong accent.

I guess i should go and live in Sweden, Germany of Spain, I can't figure out wich one is cooler. :\
Since I can't vote for my coutry, I'll vote for these three.

I hate France. It is the worst country I have seen. People there are dirty as hell, well from the videos I saw in my french class anyway and from our trip there that the teacher told us to go on for French class.. The reason I hate it is due to the fact that my teacher instilled so much crap about france into us, it got to the point where I hated anything about that country, also the fact that they think they are better than everyone else. I found it funny to see whant happens when you type on google "french military victories" and hit the "I'm feeling Lucky" button. As for countries I like, I don't really know. I guess I like each and every country for one of the characteristics they have that makes them special, except for France .

Note: I am not saying I hate France due to your post, in real life this is how I feel about that country. I've been to France before too, so I am not basing this on just info from the tapes I saw in class.

[polobunny]

I don't like France either. I like Quebec Big difference that I hope you can understand someday. (including visiting quebec)

[Soapbox Ninja]

Japan is pretty awesome. I had an opportunity to go last year. ^^ I think I'd be fun to New Zealand because it's just so damn pretty. Germany too! I'd love to go their too.

[Grim Reaper]

Originally posted by Soapbox Ninja
Japan is pretty awesome. I had an opportunity to go last year. ^^ I think I'd be fun to New Zealand because it's just so damn pretty. Germany too! I'd love to go their too.

Guess which country this is.

[Paladin_Hammer]

Originally posted by Skinner8
So, what were we discussing?

....... I thought it was about countries that kick-ass, but I guess I was wrong.

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
They bitched, they took over most of the known world when they did, they just got bitched back.

Yea, that was nearly 2000-3000 years ago. I'm wasted on mountain dew right now so history is a blur to me. Ever since, they haven't fought any other war, fell to communism and/or capitaism. They've kept to themselves for a LONG-ass time.


And it's settled, AUSTRALIA PWNZ. So does Japan. Why? Australia has the best beer, women, and I can't get enough of out-back steakhouse (lol). Japan makes every game of the year.