Have you ever noticed that the perfect time to ring your ex-girlfriend/wife and apologise/confess how sorry you are for being such a turd when you were together is usally between 2 am and 4am, day after Christmas, New Years or your birthday and when you are staggering drunk and incoherent but amazingly you find the metal capacity to remember her phone number froim five years ago and dial it, even though you can't walk the white line?