Your personal record

[Vivi]

I can sniff like 10g's of speed

What the fuck is wrong with you......

Records hrmm... I had 21 shots of CLC once and I only weighed 120 pounds at the time...oops?

[Dingy]

Vivi, what's CLC?

[Vivi]

Vivi, what's CLC?

Captin Lord Calvert of course, You know the stuff you drink .

[Dingy]

Captin Lord Calvert of course, You know the stuff you drink

Haha. Now tell me what it is. For real. b/c Captain Lord Calvert sounds like the name of a confused British American homosexual Pirate. And if that's the stuff you drink then fine

[Vivi]

Haha. Now tell me what it is. For real. b/c Captain Lord Calvert sounds like the name of a confused British American homosexual Pirate. And if that's the stuff you drink then fine

lol, seriously it's very good Alchohol.

[Koichi]

Uh...personal record...

Went four days without food.
Either that, or the time at geek prom where I won the Pixy Stix contest by downing 68 in two minutes. Gods, I was so ill afterwards.

[Paul Miller]

Man.... quotes from Kevin Smith movies are so applicable here.

"...masturbate more than anyone else on the planet." (Cool points to whoever can finish that conversation with that Chris Rock line there)

Personally, uh, I guess beat the original Legend of Zelda like, 100 times as a kid. I don't know the real count, but it has to be pushing that, and thousands of hours of gameplay. Forget SMB, Castlevania, Metal Gear was mediocre, LoZ was the only game that mattered back in the day. Also made sure to see how many times I could die (255, incidentally, an unsigned 8 bit integer max) or if I could avoid picking up swords and such. That's still like the best game ever.

Yea, I know, I'm a dork. I love it.

Edit: Zephyr is my freaking hero, yo. Rock on.

[Edgecrusher]

Man.... quotes from Kevin Smith movies are so applicable here.

"...masturbate more than anyone else on the planet." (Cool points to whoever can finish that conversation with that Chris Rock line there)

" .....when you do it, you think about guys"

[Iddi]

Uhm. Record, eh? I beat all my friends in Soul Calibur ;;;;

Nah, seriously though. I don't really have any records, I think. I ate 13 hot dogs once. Without throwing up.

[c0y0te]

I played through Thief:The Dark Project in Lytha-style, before anyone had ever heard of Lytha. In fact, I've played most games where it's possible to, in Lytha-style, now.. And I still do. Sometimmes I play life Lytha-style, but I usually just get funny looks from people.

I read LOTR and The Hobbit unabridged in the 1st grade, 2nd grade, and 3rd grade. Thats three times over (because I didn't understand a lot of the words.) Now I like to use British spelling in words.

I'm one of the few people who used to be a school bully, and I can still tell jokes in BASIC, COBOL, and LOGO.

I didn't know that you bought software at the store, till I had been on a computer for close to 10 years... I still get a fond tear in my eyes when I find some warez, and the person who cracked it went through the time to make a sweet splashscreen, like in the old days.. (I thought Karateka, Choplifter, and the Bard's Tale were written by The Racketeer, and some other really cool programmers..)

..Oh yeah, my personal favorite record was a 16-player game of Rogue spear, where I killed everyone on the other team, every round, for over an hour, with nothing but my 9mm-SD.. I rushed into a room in one round, with 5 guys in it, and headshot every one of them with my pistol without getting hit.

It changed my gaming philosophy almost as much as Thief did.. Oh wait, Thief caused the thinking that caused this spree.. Smarter quicker and quieter > bigger-caliber, burlier armor, or a larger team.

[Judau Ashta]

um I can walk 5 km without resting

That's pretty easy. I think I've done about 3-4 times that amount.

[Jackofdiamonds]

I once got 4 million points in kirby pinball for the gameboy with only one life

[KnightofNachos]

<-- Yeah. That's right, Alien Clones Champion Supreme.

[Gare]

Well, yeah, if Arcade trophies are considered a personal record then look there

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*sigh*

Maeda Path is a fucking annoying and hard game.

[KnightofNachos]

Legumes and reptiles are nothing compared to an intergalatic invasion.
Indeed, KnightofNacho's success at planetary defense afforded you the chance to deal with such trivial matters. You should feel honored that I responded to your comment, as my never-ending harem of beautiful women allows me little time to deal with such insults on my worth.
Yes, not only am I a hero in battle, but I am a hero at home as well.