The American Education System at its finest

[GundamGuy]

I dont know if this has been posted before.. if so Delete this thread please...

A teacher i had 3 years ago, talked about these quotes from 5th and 6th graders, i just rembered some of them and decided to search for them... anyway i found them, and though i would share...
click here and see americas finest

My fav BTW: is "Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper, which was very dangerous to all his men."

That or "Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men."

Oh and dont get me wrong im not trying to insult the American Education system... much...

[Ziegfried]

Idiots should die.

[Xaenn]

That's just plain sad...I don't know what to say.

Oh yeah, the American Education system sucks.

[Schutzstaffel]

Idiots should die.

There goes the majority of the population.


EDIT: "Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen," As a queen she was a success.
When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah!" and
that was the end of the fighting for a long while. "

Brilliant.

[Ziegfried]

Sucks to be them, I say.

[Chaos]

I also think the american school system sucks

[Isostealer]

Heh, that is funny. And yes, when I did live in America, the school system sucked. Very badly.

[mushindo]

The two teachers who collected these "answers" should be fired since it's their job to teach. Obviously, they wasted more time collecting useless data instead of correcting their teaching mistakes.

[Isostealer]

It would be funny if the students pulled that as a prank on purpose. And most american teachers should be fired I've only actually had a few that teach well.

[Xaenn]

If teachers stopped lying to their students...it would help.

Anyone else remember being tought things, only to be later told they were incorrect?

[Ziegfried]

Nope. Except by my parents and friends when I was younger, of course.

[Xaenn]

Nope. Except by my parents and friends when I was younger, of course.

Yes, but you weren't in the American Schooling System. XD

[Schutzstaffel]

Anyone else remember being tought things, only to be later told they were incorrect?

Yes.

[Xaenn]

Yes.

It really motivates you for school doesn't it?

[Schutzstaffel]

It really motivates you for school doesn't it?

Everything I was taught was a LIE! a filthy, disgusting LIE!