My new laptop rocks!

Screen Size - 17" Widescreen (with RGB, svideo and component out)
CPU - Pentium 4 HT 3.4 GHz 800 MHz FSB (plays Doom 3 perfectly )
Ram - 1GB DDR Kingston SDRam PC 2700 (Upgradeable to 2GB)
Hard Drive - 80GB
Floppy Drive - ...why the hell would I need one?
DVD±RW / DVD-RAM - 4x/2x
CD-RW - 24x/8x
Video Card - Geforce FX Go5700 128mb
Speakers - Built in harmon/kardon tweets
Mouse - MS Optical USB (and touch pad on the laptop)
Keyboard - Built in one and Logitech Elite (I also use it for my Ps2)
Operating System - Windows Media Center Edition 2004 (did I mention my lappy has a tv cap card and remote?)
Ports - 4 USB, 1 10/100 Ethernet, Built in Wireless G, SD memory card slot, and yes a 56k modem...woohoo

Sorry I just had to...I never have anything nice